sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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