I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
