when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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