HIV tests are more positive than that guy
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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