is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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