There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Randomize
