Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Randomize
