Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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