He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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