i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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