his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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