That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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