Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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