Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Randomize
