pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
