Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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