You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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