so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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