There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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