too bad you live with your parents still
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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