Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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