Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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