I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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