love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.