Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?