No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My day in three words: secret purse cake
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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