Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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