garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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