Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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