i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Randomize
