he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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