Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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