I can text with my tongue
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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