well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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