I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I have feelings that need drinking.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Sext me about skeletons
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