next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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