Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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