question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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