So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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