I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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