do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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