Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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