I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
