So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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