she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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