You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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