I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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