Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Couch. On fire.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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