yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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