fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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