u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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