Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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