sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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