i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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