We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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