I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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