Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line