So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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