i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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